Marketing for TFC - Ah Beng style

Courtesy of our beloved uncle Randall:

"A Chow Ah Beng steps in with dragon and tiger tattoos all over his muscled body with 8-pack abs wearing only shorts and slippers"

Wah #$% eh !!! Siang si hor bei lak chup gao ?
Lei bai jiu liao liao la ... mana wu tua gao bai yit ? lim bei ai cho kang eh leh

An jua bo lang lip lai chiam kah eh ? Lee lang kiah kee chiong sua si bor ?
Mai kiah la ... si bei hor sng eh ... machiam kee ohchurd loot teet tor ani kuan ... tapi si ka juey chiu zhang kah chow kah bang kah kar zua nia ... bo simi eh ...

Eh sai oh ming kiah, eh sai duan lian, eh sai di wah kow koon, eh sai kah peng you sng, eh sai kee lia gao ... wah si gong jin eh gao hor ... haha ... bo lah ... gong chio nia

Lee lang kaki kua, ani juey hor ming kiah tan lee lang, an jua mai lai tio bor ?
Lai la ... hor lee lang sng ji pai ... bao lee jit eh lei bai song song gao julong

HOR SEY BO ???

KIM MEH !!! WAH LANG DI CHUP PUEY LAO JIA PENG !!!

"He wears his t-shirt around his neck and marches off with his sugar cane"