Marketing for TFC - The Ah Lian Explains

Translations of the Ah Beng's speech... Courtesy of our resident Ah Lian Tou:

WAH @#$%&*%!!! who is #69? you're dead by sunday... where got stay until monday one? your father needs to work leh

how come nobody come sign up eh?? you all scare go chiong mountain issit? Dun scare la... very fun eh... like go orchard road play like tat... but alot of tree trunks and grass and mosqitos and cockroach only... nothing much eh..

can dig for things, can train up, can sleep in the open, can play with friends, can catch dogs... i talking abt real dogs hor.. haha... no lah... talk for fun only

you all quick go and see, alot of things waiting for you, why dun come right?

come la... let you play once... confirm by sunday you shiok shiok go back jurong

good or not???

KIM MEH!!! WAH LANG DI CHUP PUEY LAO JIA PENG!! ... ????

TONITE!! WE'RE THE 18 OLD BIRD SOLDIERS?????